Roxy and Sollux

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You and the stranger both like homestuck.

You: love the nose

You: no2e

Stranger: thank u omege

Stranger: if only i had the anterls

Stranger: omfg

Stranger: a once-ler ask blog called

Stranger: ant-ler

Stranger: oIDKM

You: okay that do2ent make any 2ence two me but okay

Stranger: it oki pap pap

You: not everyone ii2 that 2mart two under 2tand human thiing2 2o iim doiing my be2t

Stranger: im lyke the smartest human tho i undertsnadn the whole of everthing

Stranger: i culd teach u

You: you could thank2 that would bee great!

Stranger: omfg bee pun

Stranger: that would be bUZZTASTIC

You: 2o iit2 me what do you expect

Stranger: idkek i got nothin

You: that2 great

Stranger: omfgr ur mic is on and i can hear u snickering its rlly cute

You: thank2 alot

Stranger: ur welocme omg

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Stranger: its oki we all cant be good with words

Stranger: i 5gve u

You: what2 that word? (5gve)

Stranger: omg lmfao oops

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You: iit2 okay iit happen2 even two the be2t of u2

Stranger: I AM LITERALLY 2 SMART 3 PROPER SPELLS OKI

Stranger: woah ehey there hcap

Stranger: i thought t ur cam froze for a sec thats how still u were

Stranger: dang misstur

You: iim ju2t that good ii u2ed two have two model for kanaya

Stranger: omfgg

Stranger: that musta been so diffuiclt

Stranger: did she prick u whenever u moved

You: yeah and ii u2ed two move ALOT

Stranger: omg bb

Stranger: idkeejK WHAT TO SAY ANYMROE

Stranger: ILL JST GO OMFFG

You: k that work2

Stranger: its 7am dont hate me oki

You: iit2 9 am where iim at

Stranger: omg y u even up

Stranger: im only up cause i havent slept

You: ii couldnt 2leep any more becau2e jake wa2 here takiing piicture2 of me untiil ii kiicked hiim out

Stranger: omfg,,,

Stranger: sounds heticic

Stranger: hetix*

Stranger: w/e mfao

Stranger: oki i sAID I WAS GONNA GO AND I DIDNT AND DTAHTS DUMB

Stranger: I WILL FLEE NOW

You: kk bye

Stranger: BYE!

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